Jennifer Lopezs stomach-baring ensemble: Fly Girl Forever or just fug?

These are photos of Jennifer Lopez at an album signing/launch. I don’t even know what to call it. She just showed up in this outfit (ugh) and signed stuff for fans. First: her face looks strange. Botoxy strange. Second: Why is she obsessed with showing us her stomach? We get it, J.Lo. You had babies and your stomach bounced back. Now put on a shirt. I know this is mean to say and some of you will yell at me, but Jennifer is too old to be dressing like this. She basically put on a bra and an ’80s jacket and called it a day. She’s such a Fly Girl.

Next: her album is called LOVE? Seriously, there’s a question mark. And after she released her first single “On the Floor” to mixed reactions, Jennifer has now released the second single, “Papi”. Ugh. Here it is:

I find it sad. But Jennifer thinks she’s the second coming of Rihanna/Beyonce/Gaga. Read this delusion:

Jennifer has complete faith in the record, although she likes having feedback from her entourage to confirm she hasn’t lost touch with the music scene.

“To be honest I’m at the point where there’s no need to put out something that I know is not good,” she told Stylist.

“I have people around me who I trust implicitly: my record company and my manager. They tell me it’s a great record and I go, ‘OK, so I’m not crazy’.”

The gorgeous star is proud to still be making hit dance records in her 40s, despite also being a busy mother and devoted wife. Jennifer has three-year-old twins Emme and Max with husband Marc Anthony, and she says her family consider her to be both a mom and a pop icon. Marc has two kids with ex-wife Dayanara Torres, and Jennifer admits one of the little boys cannot believe she is a parent because she’s so glamorous.

“It’s me, the same as ten years ago, but not the same and I’m proud of that,” she smiled.
“Marc has two other sons, one of whom is six years old and he’s always telling me, ‘You don’t look like a mom, you look like a rock chick.’”

[From Music Rooms]

Oh, Jennifer. Ugh. I mean, I get it. She’s transitioning, and she doesn’t realize that she’s still not relevant, really. Sure, she was once the biggest thing – ten years ago. And while she made a good move by going to American Idol, let’s not pretend she’s on her way to becoming J.Lo circa 2000. That ship has sailed.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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