Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are renegotiating their who wears the heels policy

This is totally a non-story, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stepped out with Suri, Connor and Isabella today in New York City. We haven’t had new photos of Katie and Tom together in a little while, so it’s good to see them. Little Suri is hiding her face in these pics, unfortunately, and she’s still being carried everywhere. I love these photos because Katie is wearing heels for the outing, and I think Tom isn’t. I’ve been studying the photos where I can see his feet, and those sneakers don’t look like his special lift sneakers. Hey, the girl gets tired of always wearing heels, you know? He looked at Katie and was like, “Don’t be a bitch and wear heels today, okay? My lifts are killing my back.” And Katie was like, “I don’t really give a sh-t, Xenu.”

I’d just like to have a word on Tom’s height – I wish that it didn’t bother him so much, you know? He’s an attractive man, and the bane of his existence is falling in love (chuckle) with tall women, so why not just live with it? Why the lifts and “Xenu commands Mrs. Cruise to wear flats”? Maybe it’s just because I just re-watched Julie & Julia, but I love it when a short guy is with a tall(er) woman (Julia Child was big!). It’s kind of sexy. But Tom’s insistence on looking tall makes me think that he’s really neurotic about it, and that’s not sexy. Eh.

Here’s a photo of Isabella and Connor. Connor has turned out to be a very handsome young man, right? Goodness.

Katie and Tom on September 7, 2010, in NYC. Credit: WENN & Fame.

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